http://www.paydayloanplayers.com/n94.html No faxing payday advance loans don't leave much up for debate, which is tight. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 My man Tyrone tells us all about the no faxing payday advance he got Yo check this out right. I was at the club and there was this F-I-N-E hoe grinding on the floor, so I walked out there to get me some of that if you know what I am saying. I'm saying she's hot and I might want to hit that later if my play my cards right. In any case, I go out there all smooth like and I discover she is a total butter face, if you know what I mean. I mean she has a slammin' body, but her face leaves something to be desired. I was turned off, but there I was freaking her from behind, which while not the worst experience in my life was definitely not what I imagined it to be. Next thing I knew she was clinging on to me, as the bitches often do, asking when is we gonna go back to the crib and get busy. Well, I knew I needed to get out of this jam fast, so I got on my blackberry and logged on to my favorite no faxing payday advance provider. I needed quick cash to get me out of this position, and thankfully I did not have to use a fax machine to apply! I just filled out a quick form online and could have gotten up to $500 within that 24 hour time frame. Luckily, though, I am a repeat customer so they love me at the no faxing payday advance and were able to pull some strings to get me my cash ASAP. I went to the ATM like 10 minutes after I stepped outside to apply, and withdrew $500 in cash. Slyly I put my arm around Sherri, handed her the full amount of the no faxing payday advance, and told her to go buy a round of drinks for her and all her friends. Knowing it would take her at least 20 minutes to find her friends, find out what they want (you know women) and get the drinks ordered (you know bartenders), I slipped out the back, never to be seen again. Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT