Payday Loan Players - Cash Advance

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Welcome to our site, and our company! The cash advance Players, LLC, are looking for a few qualified professionals eager to take on responsibility, wear many hats, and leverage your resources in one of the Internet's fastest-growing lending institutions! These growth positions offer tremendous on-the-job training and opportunity for advancement within our renowned cash loan corporation.

HERE ARE OUR CURRENT JOB OPENINGS, UPDATED NOVEMBER 17, 2005:

BOOKKEEPER. Someone who's good with money needs to come on board here and help is keep it out of Uncle Sam's hands. No one likes paying taxes, especially not the Players. We run our operation like a tight ship, whatever that means. Help us keep more of our money by hiding it, laundering it, loan sharking it, whatever. There will be rewards in it for you. Namely, a management position and a spot in our elusive cash advance executive board.
CUSTOMER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVE. Sometimes, and we don't know how, bitches will get our phone number and call our headquarters looking for loans. Look, there's one thing you need to know going in. This is a relaxed, but often intense environment where the Players do not like to be disturbed. We need a bitch who can answer the phone and handle all inquiries so the Players can enjoy their "downtime."
SALESPERSON. Huge growth potential with this entry-level opportunity in sales. As you might expect, this job will require a real go-getter who is self-motivated and ready to take on the world by selling our cash advances door to door. Must be resistant and willing/able to adapt to constant change, as well as dodge stray bullets. Just kidding about the last part. There is no real constant change to adapt to, it's all pretty much the same, day in and day out.
SECURITY MANAGER. Fools need to recognize and occasionally people get hurt. We gotta lay the smack down from time to time when punks get a loan from us and think they can just not pay it back on time. We employ a number of rag-tag thugs to police our customers when the debts go unpaid. Currently we seek a manager to help keep this important faction of our team in line, because occasionally, things get a bit unruly. Physical strength a must. People skills a huge bonus. Must provide own weapon(s) to start. Position open immediately.

If any of these positions within our ever-expanding cash advance dynasty appeal to you, do not hesitate to get in touch with us and set up an interview. Please send resume, three letters of recommendation and references to Payday Loan Players, LLC, ATTN: Human Resources, 129 Sunset Boulevard, Apt. 3, Compton, California, 90042. Please include the position you are applying for within our empire in your cover letter. Thank you very much.